halo 2

Halo 2 is the pimp s3qual to halo, Halo 2 offers games such a capture the flag, jaugernaut, oddball, and Team Fucking Slayer. All these games kick some major ass.

Jason Schriber says "Quote on Quote"
to Evan long. "Man we should play some team slayer" Evan replys ahhhhlllll i dont wanna loose my dammnn rank DOOD. Jason calls PUSSAY. And i shoot him with my sward and slach him with my plasma Pistole.

by Jason March 29, 2005

Halo 2

The game that you got your ass kicked in by RiddlingCat AKA Alex

Fuck, Cat's good at Halo 2

by Alex April 02, 2005

halo 2

A game that recently came out. its campaign is decent and clearly rushed despite THREE YEARS OF FUCKING DELAYS. the multiplayer on xbl is really fun though. Its ruining my life. Its the cause of my failing grades in school. Its like it controls my life. If there was a halo rehab center i would definetly go. I rock on xbl

Teacher: the math mid-term is tomorrow, study hard because if u dont pass it u will fail and go to summer school.


Me(at home): Ill just play halo 2 for a few minutes then ill study.

16 hours later-Me: holy shit i forgot to study.



If u wanna fight me on xbox live my gamer tag is Mazz88. Ill probably win.

by ur dads hairy nipple March 10, 2005

Halo Tographer

Ex Halo toy photographer now Blender artist, massive cock, mentally 12, and director for upcoming Halo fan show

"Yo dude you see Halo Tographer?!"
"yeah his cock is massive"

by Htcu February 07, 2022

halo hands

The extreme stiffnes resulting from a full day playing halo/halo2/halo3. Results hands which appear claw like

damn i was playing all yesterday man. ive got the fucking halo hands

by hahaha243 October 27, 2007

black halo

Black Halo is the shit ring you get around your cock after anal sex.

Make sure they wash that ass, if not, you going to get that Black Halo on your cock.

by abrupt1 February 14, 2014

McFarland's Halo

The wide circle which forms around the moon when tiny hexagonal ice crystals surround and reflect the light from the moon. A family of European sheep stealers (we can only assume the sheep were taken for matters of sexual gratification) coined the expression "McFarland's Halo" as they belived that this occurance granted them the best night light by which to steal sheep.

It's a McFarland's Halo tonight.

by Bendall August 04, 2008