Look at that fucking hisper/hisperess
by PoXuz May 15, 2023
Get the hisper mug.When you are in a political argument and you post an article to support your views, and it actually says something entirely different. This usually happens because you are too lazy to read past the headline.
My man posted an article supporting his argument that the economy was especially hard on dudes, but 80% of the article was talking about how easy dudes have it. He totally hoopered himself there.
by Pinkflyingmonkey May 15, 2023
Get the Hoopered mug.A set of ideal circumstances that make it possible to do something you wouldn't think twice about excepting.
by Silly gumballs June 14, 2023
Get the hoppertunity mug.So I was at this tavern in the Mojave Desert for New Years and my man wore a bathrobe all night at the bar, little did I know he had a condom in his hand and right at the stroke of midnight on New Years put it down his pants while doing a salt rimmed taco, and made me a ponderosa. I woke everybody up at 2:00 a.m. with a Hesperia Howler when I got my Ponderosa.
by Whatisyourexcuse December 31, 2023
Get the Hesperia Howler mug.Also known as Australian Birmingham, It is a terrible place located in the suburban region of south Victoria near Melbourne. It has been a hotspot for crime and violence for decades and there are numerous reasons why you shouldn’t step foot in the fucking shithole
1: Homeless encampments
The homeless people there will chase you if you get too close to their camps or they’ll chase you to steal your shit.
2: Just generally a dangerous fucking place
Don’t ever walk alone there and NEVER walk at night there since illegal firearms are everywhere and the chances of you getting stabbed is extremely high.
3: Home Invasions
There are a lot of home invasions (no shit)
4: Unsanitary shithole with Antisemitic Graffiti
Public defection and swastikas are a common site amongst this hell on earth
Also watch out for used needles and crack pipes
5: Constant Gunshots at night.
Sounds like fucking fireworks constantly at all hours of the night
6: You’ll either be murdered or witness someone be murdered there.
I’ve seen a dude get stabbed in broad daylight outside his own home while he was arguing with a crack head and he had to crawl to his own front door with a pool of blood following the poor cunt.
TLDR: The place is a shithole.
1: Homeless encampments
The homeless people there will chase you if you get too close to their camps or they’ll chase you to steal your shit.
2: Just generally a dangerous fucking place
Don’t ever walk alone there and NEVER walk at night there since illegal firearms are everywhere and the chances of you getting stabbed is extremely high.
3: Home Invasions
There are a lot of home invasions (no shit)
4: Unsanitary shithole with Antisemitic Graffiti
Public defection and swastikas are a common site amongst this hell on earth
Also watch out for used needles and crack pipes
5: Constant Gunshots at night.
Sounds like fucking fireworks constantly at all hours of the night
6: You’ll either be murdered or witness someone be murdered there.
I’ve seen a dude get stabbed in broad daylight outside his own home while he was arguing with a crack head and he had to crawl to his own front door with a pool of blood following the poor cunt.
TLDR: The place is a shithole.
by JulieInmanGrantIsAfuckingBitch May 23, 2024
Get the Hoppers crossing mug.A homosexual man who receives anal sexual penetration from other homosexual men, engaging with multiple sexual partners; and never settles down in life with one sexual partner, preferring to hop around from man to man, with a bottle of poppers in his pocket, 365 days a year.
by xPLoads February 27, 2024
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