Dickless horse

A horse without a dick.

Homie 1: dude,have you seen that horse without a dick in my barn?
Homie 2: yeah dude,the dickless horse.

by Smooth af April 2, 2016

horse dookie

Horse shit!!!!

Be careful where you are walking,you might step in a pile of horse dookie!!

by FIREJACKER March 10, 2017

wooden horse

Thing that bladee (god) said in the interview

yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that

by Spicy_noodles April 28, 2019

Dark horse

One who keeps himself or his aims hidden. Keeping things secret, or concealed even seemingly pointless secrets they can be referred to as a dark horse when the interest, relationship, or action is revealed. Perhaps surprising, unexpected, even vaguely scandalous.

"Did you hear Dick won a mountain biking race?"
"Wow! What a dark horse, I thought he was a couch potato!!!"
"Trent has a new hot younger girlfriend, they were keeping it secret because he's her dad's friend"
"What a dark horse!!!"

by Ms Marple September 16, 2021

bucking horse

U sneak into a horse ranch and sneak up on one(usually female) and you get yo dicky sticky

Hmmmmm hey adam lets sneak into old man melcher's ranch and get some beastiality he hates it when we do the bucking horse to his dog

by owen the pig December 10, 2013

Gaucho Horse

a horse that likes the spices off cowboy's nuts when they get too lonely

after appling spices to nuts a gaucho horse licks them off

by drunk faggot December 12, 2010

Horse donut

An equine anus.

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020