government cheese

Government cheese is a blend of cheese handed out to needy families in the United States during the Reagan administration. Many different blends of cheese were used in it's production, however today the most comparable cheese would be colby.

I sure wish we could still get some government cheese

by brizbang October 18, 2006

power glove

The raddest Nintendo Entertainment System accessory ever created.

Dude, the super scope had nothing on the power glove for two reasons: it was heavy and it caused seizures.

by Super Mario September 4, 2004

grave dodger

a very old person who hasnt died yet

that grave dodger over there was givin' me the evils

by tezza 123 September 11, 2005

government

government is like a condom in that it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys subsequent generations, protects a bunch of pricks, and provides its constituents with a sense of security while they are actually being screwed.

... too many to list.

oh yea, government.

by scarlit January 18, 2008

glove department

more formally named the glove "compartment" or glove "box", the storage facility located on the passenger side of a vehicle. Renamed due to the fact that this storage unit usually contains a plethora of useful and usless items...along with a random ketchup packet.

"Man, you know you can't leave condoms in the glove department...it gets too hot!"

by Sinnnamin February 5, 2010

Meat Glove

A nice, warm, tight fitting vagina.

Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

wank glove

A glove-like device worn on the hand to assist masturbation. May include lubricants and some form of 'output' catching device.

"Got a date with the wank glove tonight!"

by Inventor February 11, 2003