Tío Greg

A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.

Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!

by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025

greg

someone who doesnt show up to hangman club

where the fuck is greg

by ew bitch October 4, 2018

Greg Foley

Big nose freak who dead ass looks like a sloth who is sisters wit Sarah pomroy

Greg Foley is a actual faggot

by Greg Foley May 9, 2019

gregging

The act of being present in a voice call, usually consisting of 3 or more people, and having both your audio and your microphone visibly muted to other participants. This is synonymized with the idea of being "Away From Keyboard." Some synonyms include: "idling", "masturbating" (sometimes shortened to "masturb"), and "AFK."

I was trying to ask Joey a question, but I realized he was gregging and couldn't hear me after asking.

by Nobody of Note June 9, 2023

Greg

nice try greg!

greg ate manny

by tardagain December 28, 2020

Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.

That was a good fart Greg.

by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023

Greg

Turns head weird, huge cock

Yo why does this dude greg look at me like that

by Not greg November 23, 2021