Upperdeckerheffer's definitions

Turtle Roy

He too big to explain most of the time. Prolly run into him at park near Emerald Palace butt ass naked.
usually slow in the head and on foot.

Where the fuck is Turtle Roys dumbass?

by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025

Troy Scott

Hard to get out his orbit once in it.

Fuck houston watch out we are about to get fucked and stuck in a Troy Scott orbit.

by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025

Gay Sox

When you make a mold of your own butthole and fuck the fleshlite out of it!

Bro why do you keep wearing my Gay Sox?

by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025

Greg BENNETT

if you want to know the gayest thing on earth look for a Greg Bennett

did anyone hear what that faggot Greg Bennett said? he said, "I NEED TWO GUYS AT THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK!"

by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025