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goose poop

An alcoholic shot consisting of Grey Goose vodka and Jaegermiester. Tastes the way goose poop does.
Hey man, take this shot. "EWWWW it tastes like goose poop!" yeah dude. We're so cool.
by steelnip April 3, 2008
mugGet the goose poopmug.

goose-neck

verb: to give a male oral-pleasure.
That dirty bitch Lisa goose-necked about twenty cats last night.
by Dee November 11, 2003
mugGet the goose-neckmug.

gobble the goose

form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.

Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)

Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.
-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!
by Tori January 4, 2004
mugGet the gobble the goosemug.

goose laitin

goose latin is a language spoken so that only frinds that understands it's secrt code can under stand what it means
thabis abis sabo wabirabed haba haba haba
by mobid weasle March 11, 2005
mugGet the goose laitinmug.

Bruce goose

the act of taking a goose and or swan and placing its elongated head and neck up your anal hole and letting it nibble on your prostate causing an ejaculation out of your bung
hey gary you ever been so smashed you did a lil bruce goose in the park with some children while eating some chicken wings.
by walter tits April 19, 2006
mugGet the Bruce goosemug.

goose egg

(1) The egg of a goose
(2) A moron, used as insult
(3)a term used for someone who lacks the skills to do anything right.
(4) proud conservative
(5) an insult to someone who is useless
"might aswell go lay an egg biatch"
by Blob September 24, 2003
mugGet the goose eggmug.

Silly goose

One who is very silly and resembles a goose in nature when acting silly. Also the first form of the silly goose evolution chain.
Guy1: Dude that guy that just ate 15 hot dogs is a silly goose.
Guy2: no u
by silly soose November 16, 2018
mugGet the Silly goosemug.

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