shit through a goose 

Something that really gets into motion
very quickly or is lightening fast.ie
like shit through a goose.

His new set of wheels goes like like
shit through a goose.

Get the hell out of here or I'll call
security and you'll be out of here faster than shit through a goose!

shit through a goose by MADANGEL September 6, 2005

cook your own goose 

To bring something upon yourself.

Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.

Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!

cook your own goose by millionsofbrazilians June 1, 2010

evil goose 

At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. Don't try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. It is quite a scary thing.

The innocent little girl walked up to the evil goose and it chased her away and bit her hand.

evil goose by bewareofevilgeese January 1, 2007

triple goose 

Puffy jacket that is worn by mostly ghetto blacks because they could hide guns and stolen loot in it without being detected..

'Niggas wasn't shit without a triple goose or a dokey rope.' Cellski

triple goose by gangstah Dan December 11, 2013

good goose 

A woman who gets all the men. A good goose gets the gander.

She's a good goose. She gives good beak.

good goose by Kylo12 June 6, 2016

Silly goose 

the most disrespectful insult anyone could ever use 🥺😩😡😢😔

“You….you…..you…..SILLY GOOSE😡😡”

Silly goose by shutupsillygooseb March 22, 2021

Fly The Goose 

To consume the marijuana with a bong made from a used bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Also known as talking to the goose.

"Ya'all best come up to Billy's house and fly the goose with us. You're gonna miss some good smoke."

Fly The Goose by nikthenyetminder November 17, 2004