Queef Goggles

Queef Goggles occur when a woman releases vaginal gas, often whilst recieving oral sex, whch in turn steams up the eye ware of the recipricant.

During oral sex a woman releases vaginal gas which causes the glasses of the giver to steam up, thus creating queef goggles.

by Well Hung Pony October 21, 2009

arabian turkey goggles

Places ones testicles upon the face of a incapacitated person due to intoxication.

Noah got the arabian turkey goggles last night by the "tripod."

by Hamas Al-hazir December 27, 2006

Japanese Rain Goggles

When a man is squirted on by a womens vagina juice, causing him to swuint as the japanese. Scientist believe that this orginated around Osaka Japan, thus through the steps of evolution creating the Japenese and asian people.
Now commonly used as a sex term.

Your mother then squirted her sweet vagina juice all over my face, it was the best Japanese Rain Goggles I ever received.

by Mr. John Jackson November 25, 2010

Cum Goggles

1. Ejaculation on someone's face that resembles glasses, googles, or "racoon eyes"
2. Protective eyewear worn to prevent gettin cum in one's eyes

1. I gave my girlfriend cum goggles instead because she had gum in her mouth.
2. Good thing you were wearing your cum goggles last night...

by filthcradle December 28, 2005

Japanese Rain Goggles

When orally pleasing a girl and she is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and you wish you had a pair of goggles.

You know you've pleased your woman when she gives you the Japanese rain goggles!

by Nodasport November 25, 2010

Japanese Rain Goggles

When a squirter sits on your face for oral sex and when she cums your eyes are protected by her ass cheeks which are called Japanese Rain Goggles

Lisa sat on Barts face and gave him Japanese Rain Goggles.

by Alvin Mack32 November 25, 2010

Beer Goggles

The reason why I woke up with a 300 pound woman next to me in bed, whom I presumed I had never seen before.

See the movie "Shallow Hal"

by Grits January 8, 2005