glazer

A slimy booger that is dripping out someone's nose.

Andy has a glazer coming out his nose.

by jjboy February 20, 2005

Glazed Donut

When said person masterbate on his room mate pillow while the room mate is out for the day leaving a shining crust on his pillow

I gave Tim a "Glazed Donut" today while he was out taking a test today

by Critcalmax November 7, 2012

Geezer

An old grump that no one loves; a democrat

Scrooge, Barack Obama, the Grinch, geezer

by Michaelah95 January 10, 2009

Geezeer

Geezeer - A old man

He is a Geezeer (to the old man)

by Geezeer 212 October 3, 2009

glaze

Someone who smokes up a lot and enjoys the taste of ham.

That glaze over there smokes up so much that her eyes never open.

by ghost December 7, 2004

glazed meatloaf

1.obtain a pan, by force if necessary
2.take a big dump in the pan, but it should be a fairly solid one, not some soupy-ass diarrhea
3.have a nice little 5-on-1 session and squirt a big load all over the dump you just took
4.preheat oven to 450 degrees
5.cook for 15-20 minutes
6.give it 5-10 minutes to cool off
7.cut into squares and enjoy

my uncle ron makes the best glazed meatloaf. last thanksgiving i ate so much i yarfed all over my cat.

by officer rod farva September 27, 2004

Glazed Donut

When you cum in someone's ass so hard, they get a glazed look on their face.

I gave her a glazed donut last night.

by A.M. MagicMan April 30, 2008