Jizzle fizzle

The act of cumming in to a bottle of Canada Dry at the moment of climax and drinking it afterwards.

“This Canada Dry tastes weird.

That’s because I pulled a jizzle fizzle last night”

by Gaylord yessir February 8, 2022

Mountain Fizzer

Off brand mountain Dew, typically in poorer Giant Eagle stores

Caden: Mountain Fizzer?
Ryder: No way!!!

by RefridgeratorInator69 July 11, 2022

jeremy.fizzgerald

Jeremy.fizzgerald is a tiktok creator in which is a very great person, Jeremy has many zenogenders and are just a very cool person.

Did you see Jeremy.Fizzgeralds new video they uploaded?

by ssunnypfp August 18, 2022

Finger fizz

Extraneous typed response to real content, lacking emotion or pertinence to the on-going conversation

I sent Eloise an email pouring out my heart and all I got back from her was finger fizz.

by Butchbox September 4, 2022

Uncle fizzle

A friend that acts like a big deal, goes hard at the party and fizzles out first

Dan B, aka uncle fizzle, lasted until 9pm at the party and then went home to sleep

by BucketB December 28, 2022

jbizzle fizzle

When you’re attempting to ejaculate on the toilet of a man that controls the controller, and you are spotted so you double down on being a complete dumb fuck ass.

I almost thought we were coming but that jbizzle fizzle really screwed our plans around.

by Jzahandler December 31, 2022

Moondog fizzer

Where someone shakes a bottle of Sprite, inserts it up their arse and masturbates.

"You heard about Jim? He copped a moondog fizzer the other day"

by E.daily January 22, 2023