son of a female dog

Appropriate manner of saying 'Son of a b****.'

MAN steals cookies from a WOMAN.
WOMAN: Hey! Come back here!
WOMAN: You son of a female dog!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

Female attractiveness scale

The scale with which guys rate women on physical apperance, typically using the numbers 1-10

Guy 1: What is she on the female attractiveness scale
Guy 2: Bro she's a pi, cause them legs not stopping

by OGAsshatJenkins September 1, 2016

Female Manipulator Music

Female manipulators usually listen to artists like Mitski, Hole, Marina, Lana Del Ray or Melanie Martinez. Other artists include grunge or alternative genres

Ellia: Omg gurl what r u listening to??
Penny: Hole and Mitski!!! theyre my favs

Ellia: You’re gay and you listen to Female Manipulator Music?? Slay pussy hat cutie pie!!

by anonymous May 17, 2022

close female friend

Close female friends who share a bed and both of their husbands probably died of “The plage”
Tragic really :(

I heard that Sarah and her close female friend Beth are going to a lake this weekend.

by Sapphic Oak July 8, 2022

Light skinned female

is a bad ass bitch with a lil attitude, a lil sas , and a lil demanding. They sum big as scary baby’s when they don’t get what they want. They all play niggas back to back when they single but in a relationship they LOYAL ASF.

Light skinned female are the best

by becky076 August 15, 2019

Being a whole female

Out here being in your feelings and switching moods every second, posting your feelings on Snapchat and lip singing like you got cheated on

Becky: Ugh whatever bro idc

Becky bf: ok bye
Becky: no wait I’m sorry

Becky bf: you out here being a whole female

by nisatitsbest May 30, 2018

Facebook female ho

Signs of a facebook female ho:

-Adds a bunch of unknown guys to profile.
-Only puts sexual, attention wanting pictures up.
-Talks to every unknown guy!
-Thinks she is the shit because a bunch of horny boys that don't know her want her.
-She perceives herself, completely different on facebook, than how she is and looks in real life.
-She only wants GUYS attention on her facebook.
-Deletes any post from girls off her facebook.
-Deletes any comment from anyone that points out she does too much on fb for attention.
IS NOTHING LIKE THE REAL HER ON FACEBOOK! #thristy

Likes a TBH status from a girl.. girl post it.. she deletes it right after because she is a facebook female ho..

If fat she hides her stomach because she wants to be a facebook female ho!

If skinny she tries to make her boobs as big as possible and takes pictures intentionally to show off her ass so it is easier to be a facebook female ho.

Deletes any type of comment or post that tries to call her out.

by The noticer! December 31, 2011