the fifth element

the weapon to help us defend ourselves from alien shit

''perfect'' - the scientist who made her
''flawless''- the old man who knows about the fifth element

by douchebag of the year January 28, 2017

Roblox Filter

The roblox filter is #### but in #### it was ###### #####
#### THIS P*** OF S*** FILTER!

Roblox Filter
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Do you wanna play Jailbreak #?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: I mean... its #### #### ####
Person 1: ####

by iamsocoolecksdee October 23, 2018

panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.

Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

by Big ram77 October 1, 2017

Filthy Whore

1. One who has had sex with over 15 guys by the age of 18.
2. A foul, bestial creature whose STD's are so contagious that they have been known to possess airborne-like qualities.
3. One who feels as if having sex and/or participating in sex-related activities are the only keys to happiness.

Wow, that Mandy sure is a filthy whore.

by veryangrychild123 April 9, 2011

Trump filter

The process of ignoring facts or logic while defending a nonsensical statment.

You can get away with anything if you use the Trump filter.

by LORD LORGIN December 8, 2017

fifth street

In Texas Hold'em and Omaha variations of poker, the final faceup card dealt and the last round of betting; in Stud games, the fifth card dealt (the third one dealt faceup).

Bruce Lee: Mo made his inside straight on fifth street!
Jose Contreras: Let's stab him after the game.

by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005

Three Fifths Compromise

The optimal female to orgy ratio. An orgy containing three females and two males. This creates an orgy that is not only completely heterosexual, but also keeps the number of females and males close enough so everybody enjoys it.

Craig: Yo are you settin' up an orgy soon?

Nick: Yeah you know it.

Craig: How many girls you bringin'?

Nick: I'm settling for the three fifths compromise. Enough to keep it straight, but close enough to keep it fun.

Craig: Fuck yeah!

by Muammad October 17, 2013