fast booger extraction

When rapidly pulling out then disposing of an annoying boogeror hairy kernel which is almost coming out or half peeking out. Any booger that can't be laboriously picked for.

I was at my desk at work and had to do a fast booger extraction before my boss turned her head.

by Seymour_Buttz September 9, 2007

fastpants

Fighter Pilot slang for an anti-G suit. They are worn by the crew members of high performance airplanes and contain air bladders that expand around the torso and the legs to help fight the blood-pooling effects of Hi G or acceleration loading due to aircraft maneuvering at higher speeds.

This is a DACT training sorte. Where are your fastpants?

by Rocket T. Man October 11, 2007

Fastachno

Noun:

Refers to the legendary fu manchu-like mustache sported by Major League Baseball player Sal Fasano.

Can be used to describe a mustache that resembles that of Fasano.

"Wow, that guy has a Fastachno!"

"Check out the Fastachno on that guy."

by Diyanuh January 6, 2008

fast piss

peeing/ urinating very fast or swiftly because-
1) you are in a hurry coz ur fav T.V. show has started
2) loo smells bad
3) someone else has to use the bathroom

normally people take a fast piss because of the 2nd reason.

hey man, your loo smells so bad. First, i decided not to go in there but it was urgent so i took a fast piss.

by sudanny October 23, 2009

Fast Lane Cork

When someone is clogging up the fast lane by going less than 20 mph over the limit. Typically, it's either a clueless geezer or someone engrossed in a dazzling cell phone discussion unaware of the constipation-like backup behind them. When the cork finally pops and the back up starts flowing, so do the middle fingers.

A freaking Fast Lane Cork made me late for work today.

by Slugworthy March 30, 2011

Fastel

Bitches too classy for dat faster life

Type fastel

by Don't use your real name. May 4, 2014

Fast Flow

The reaction of a female responding to vaginal pleasure and getting extremely moist down below quickly.

Ahh shit this bitch got Fast Flow.

by TRICK88 July 22, 2014