Definitions by Seymour_Buttz

cousin choice 

A decision or action with equal amounts of positive and negative implications. Potentially more negative implications than good, just like the ramifications of having sex with your cousin.

"It was a tough cousin choice to accept the job offer, the money is good but lousy hours.

cousin choice by Seymour_Buttz September 9, 2007

fast booger extraction 

When rapidly pulling out then disposing of an annoying boogeror hairy kernel which is almost coming out or half peeking out. Any booger that can't be laboriously picked for.

I was at my desk at work and had to do a fast booger extraction before my boss turned her head.

fast booger extraction by Seymour_Buttz September 9, 2007