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Fap Farmer

Equivalent to a jackoff or a wanker. Also a term for masturbating excessively.
by DangerCain March 11, 2015
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pickle farmer

One who enjoys another individual's penis.
However, this term is more widely used in regards to male homosexuals.
Joe is definitely a pickle farmer, did you see the way he was staring at that man's package.
by b_killin' foos August 7, 2006
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reverse appalachian farmer

A highly risque maneuver that requires three things. A man, a woman, and drugs. While taking various hallucinogens the man must insert himself into the woman (who is also taking hallucinogens). The man and woman must then roll down a rocky surface while still having sex, and additionally must engage in an intense philosophical debate. Smoking a joint afterwards is a must. No one has yet figured out exactly why it is called the reverse Appalachian farmer. The commonly accepted origin is these were simply the first people to do it.
"Hey hon I still have scrapes from the Reverse Appalachian Farmer last night, but it was totally worth it"
by meyter bansdrty June 15, 2008
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jizz farmer

1. one who harvests jizz from multiple sources including animals and people in order to bottle it for a profit by selling it to sperm banks
look at that bastard gary he wanked of that horse for three hours, i bet hes got so much jizz hes a jizzilliannare, what a jizz farmer
by luron November 4, 2008
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Farm

"Look at my farm in this photograph"
"That girls farm looks like a ham joint"
by Pretel crew February 6, 2013
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mushroom farm.

A farm of psychidelic mushrooms on Lime Kiln Middle school grounds run by platypuses.
'I have a proposition to make. I am going to start a mushroom farm. Run by platypuses.'

'Ahah! It's recess! Time to go to the mushroom farm!'
by Nicoleeeeeee. April 10, 2005
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cube farm

an office where 'cube' refers to cubicles and 'farm' to an amass or overabundance of cubicles in a single building usually associated with a mundane desk job.
My job in the cube farm only lasted for one summer.
by breakfastdatesaremything August 24, 2009
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