Eric

The world is hazy without you
I lost myself with you but now I’m lost without you
And now every time I think of you
My heart skips a beat
My chest hurts
My stomach tightens
Did I make the right decision?
I thought putting me first was what I needed
But I left my other half behind
I am not whole
I can’t win
I’d rather lose with you than win without you
I can’t lose you
I’m not strong enough
My love for you is strong,
It’s crushing me
Nothing like a schoolyard crush
I love you
I heart you
I miss you
Like the song
I can’t breath
I’m sick
What have I done?
Is this overrated?
I can’t do this anymore
I can’t let go
Please forgive me
Please don’t forget me.

I love you, Eric . Always and forever.

by Little bunny Foofoo March 19, 2009

Eric

The most amazing person you'll ever meet in your lifetime. The man that most women are positve doesn't exist. A realist and a true heart to weather any storm.

She looks so happy-she must have an Eric!

by Bmae August 3, 2010

erica

erica is the coolest person ever. all the boys love her but she doesnt like them back cause thats just how she is...cause she's erica:D, she's a super huge whore, but its okay cause shes erica. she likes summer sex, too. and she HATES fish because they're boyfriend stealers.

"I wish I was Erica."

"Of course you do!"

by dirtydiana_ July 5, 2009

"Eric Roberts Fuck"

adj: To have such passionate sex with your partner that when you have an orgasm, this sound comes out of you that can only be described as an Eric Roberts groan... OOhhhHHH, OOhhhhHH!

Question: How was it with Sheila last night?
Answer: I was so hot that when we finally got at it, It was an "Eric Roberts Fuck", I think I woke up her Momma.

by holdenn August 15, 2007

Eric

Someone who constantly gets butt fucked no matter the situation. Yep, always getting butt fucked. Pretty fucking submissive too.

Eric: "Bend that ass over its time for your eric."

by Anal destruction April 14, 2014

ericitis

a disease in which the afllicted person becomes scared of anything that is fun or could be considered fun. only affects people with the name eric. the affected individual refuses to partake in any illegal activities and refrains from leaving his house past midnight. the only known cure for this is to get so much murt in their ear that they realize that he needs to have fun.

"Wait, you're done drinking and smoking. You're a pussy!"
"No, he was just diagnosed with ericitis."

"He became affected with ericitis immediately after his marriage."

by mars murphy September 5, 2008

Eric Whale

A discrete method of implying 'Epic Fail' in a public place or situation without causing a scene.

The bride suddenly trips and falls down the isle..
me: (calmly, but to people sitting around me) Well, look at that, Eric Whale"

by Agent Guess June 16, 2010