dutch fan

Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.

I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.

by zig April 23, 2003

Dutch Handshake

Technically, when two men masturbate each other, but more often used when two people compliment each other's previous work, or accomplishments.

"My John I loved your appearance on yesterday's broadcast."
"Why thank you Philip, but it came no where near your expose on the Costa Rican labia trade."

"Why don't you two stop the Dutch Handshake and get back to work!"

by Belgian Dutch Hater September 18, 2012

Dutch Furnace

An attempted dutch oven that results in an accidental follow through.

I thought I'd suprise her with a dutch oven, she got more than she bargained for however when it wasn't just smelly air that came out as I held her under the sheets. YES Dutch Furnace

by Serisiak August 30, 2008

Dutch Gas Chamber

Like the dutch oven, but instead your having sex with a girl and you fart then trap her under the covers. All while your still fucking her.

I was fucking her and had to fart so i trapped her under the covers and gave her a Dutch Gas Chamber.

by GCCB August 25, 2009

Dutch Sail

Much like a Dutch rudder except you grab your friend from behind while hes railing a chick and shake him violently, as to fuck the girl with his penis.

My buddy was too much of a bitch last night with this one chick so I had to dutch sail his ass into her harbor.

by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010

Dutch Boy Fingers

A code word for saying a girl is a lesbian. Just think about the story about the boy in Holland who had to put his finger in the dike, and you'll figure out the reference (one hopes).

Alberto: That girl was hot!

Kat: Yeah, but you'll never get her. She has dutch boy fingers.

by kategorical October 4, 2010

Dutch Turkey

The Dutch Turkey is defined as a sex act where one places their balls into the rectum of their partner and then performs a handstand lasting upwards of 60 seconds.

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This is the Dutch Turkey

by Moskau and Staley February 23, 2011