duck

A combination of the short form of "What the", which is "du", and the short form of "fuck", which is "uck".

Therefore, "du" + "uck" = "duck"

(Evolution of term created by Eric)

Duck! Don't be bitin' on my balls bitch!

by Eric April 30, 2004

duck funnel

a sex maneuver in which a person makes a duck bill out of two pringles, and varios men blow there load into the two pringle duck bill, having the cum funnel into the mouth.

fil took four loads before his duck funnel became too soggy

by clowd July 1, 2004

duck sick

sneaky way of saying "dick suck"

"he's in the back getting his duck sick"

by tjames October 6, 2006

Duck's Arse

A term used for tightness in both physical and financial terms.

Can be used to describe an eye wateringly tight vagina, or batty hole. Also can be used to describe a person who is not willing to part with their money.

"she was as tight as a duck's arse"
"that bastard is as tight as a duck's arse"

by JACK_LEWIS December 31, 2009

Queer Duck

A show about a gay duck and his friends.

Queer Duck! He's Intellectual! Queer Duck! He's homosexual!

by GEM July 26, 2004

Why a duck

Definition: To incorrectly hear the word, "viaduct".

This phrase came from the Marx Brothers' film "Cocoanuts"

Hammer: I'm all right. How are you? I say here is a little penninsula, and here is a viaduct leading to the mainland.
Chico: All right. Why a duck?

by kurai_ryuu October 2, 2004

Duck boy

Autocorrected but originally typed as fuck boy. Women use it discreetly in front of these ducks when going out with their girlfriends.

Girl: He was cool until he asked for nudes...

Girl2: what a duck boy!

Watch out for ducks y’all

by cherico October 30, 2017