ducksome

Having sexual intercourse with 2 or more "Terribly Ugly Females".

Anthony: Did I tell you guys I had a 3 some last night?

Fonzzy: You mean a ducksome with those two ugly chicks?

Anthony: Fuck you Fonzzy

by Bogingles November 20, 2013

Ducksburgs

A noble family in rome who is way too fucking rich, with a McDuckesque fortune, and is only 2nd to the imperial family. All members of the family are rich chads, and the founders of the dynasty are a consul and a governor, along with them all being based patricians.

Suomi: I wish the Karhunens could be as rich as the Ducksburgs
Duck: lmao poor pleb

by rome=chad January 12, 2021

dicksgusting

adj.;adv. Anything which elicits, in a human male, a psycho/physical response, which is the inverse of sexual arousal.

My Gawd! That's dicksgusting, Olive.

by Olfart June 5, 2009

Decksheimer

Massive German BRUTE that can rip head from shoulders. Most famous for the ass kicking he bestowed on Chuck Norris.

Dechsheimer once was a simple man, before he fell nuclear reactor in Germany. From this grew a massive brute who had untold powers. Chuck Norris once tried to stop Decksheimer but had his ass ripped, chewed, digested, shit-out, and finally put back on. Decksheimer once went to the Virgin Islands, there no long known as the "Virgin" Islands

by InsainDeck December 14, 2010

Dickscrepancy

When a man has very big hands, very big feet or is big and tall but his pinis is very small.

So you know Dave... well i hate to break it to you but the guy has a major dickscrepancy

by Lilonelu November 21, 2011

Dickschnarp

(dick-sh-narp): the act of blocking one bro's view of a hot dame.

"Dude, you walked in the way of me seeing dat sweet ass, you fucking dickschnarp

by chetts@Bport August 27, 2013

Dickshackled

another term for cock block

"Oh man, My little sister just dickshackled me. I swear I would have banged the chick I've invited by now if it wasn't for her checking up on me all the time."

by Kheoz December 28, 2013