A tiny headed, weasel looking, alcoholic homosexual posing as a straight up top notch oil tycoon. Catch one in its natural habitat in and around the Creek known for all of its foxes.
-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.
-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
by Cheeky Shmeeky April 1, 2017
Get the Douche weasel mug.a filthy ignorant bag of douche, a person so stupid they don't even realize how much of a douche they really are. One who is gullible and will believe anything they are told just to be accepted. a complete idiot.
by Gigawatt June 24, 2008
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1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.
2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.
2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.
1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"
2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"
2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"
by Pat Owen February 28, 2009
Get the maximum douche capacity mug.1) When on is afflicted by the return of a douchebag thought gone for good.
2) Reduction in the total number of douchebags.
2) Reduction in the total number of douchebags.
1) The speedfreak who used to hang out by the 7-11 got out of jail and has re-douched the community.
2) The population of Washington, D.C. has been re-douched considerably by the departure of the Bush political appointees.
2) The population of Washington, D.C. has been re-douched considerably by the departure of the Bush political appointees.
by yellowtavern1 February 24, 2009
Get the re-douche mug.That guy I met at the bar last night wasn't just a douche. What was he then? He was a Douchy Douche!!!
by |V|46607 December 24, 2008
Get the Douchy Douche mug.A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.
Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?
Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?
Guy1: He told her that he loved her.
Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?
Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?
Guy1: He told her that he loved her.
Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?
by madskillz99 June 29, 2009
Get the Desparate Douchebag mug.A douchebag that acts like a douche on twitter by putting up douchey pics or making douchey comments. Douchebags have been made famous by a site called MaterialBITCH.
by mB-MaterialBITCH October 8, 2009
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