Dildo with Cheese

Main cuisine in whorehouses, and alleyways with fun uncles. Can be ordered at Dominos but with a lot of persuading and pickle tickling.

Daddy: can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominos: say what nigga
Daddy: I said, can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominoes: meet me in the bathroom
*A few inches later*
Daddy: that was fun to order thanks nigga
Donald from Dominoes: the fuck you say to me white boy

by You got Lumbago April 4, 2019

Dildo sucker

Someone who sucks dildos

Ugh he's/she's such a dildo sucker

by Hairy vagina face October 16, 2019

Dildoism

The religion of dildos.
We pray to the 18inch dick stick.
Just don't sacrifice anyone to the dildo gods cause that's gay.

"My religion is dildoism"
"Ire please stop this you need fucking help"

by Ire the totally not gay person December 2, 2019

dildo smildo

A noun. A dildo with a large personality.

Wow! Look at that dildo smildo!

by Smildo December 12, 2019

Dildo

Male who just lie there during sex, without moving. They are the male equivalent to a “starfish”.

He talks big, but is a dildo in bed.

by Justagirl1991 March 7, 2020

Dildo Chip

Deep fried dildo seasoned with garlic

“I got hungry and horny do I made a dildo chip*

by Some bitch here April 15, 2020

Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020