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Salted the Dash

When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.

Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.
Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.
by tombot5000 September 23, 2010
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Dash

Hardest knacker in dublin, tends to rob LOL surprise dolls, be careful he will stab your spleen.

PS he's gay
Dash
by Dashelll October 20, 2019
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geometry dash haha funny

Skibidi fire in the hole ohio fanum skib toilet, goon diary munting baby gronk, but he's french so I don't like him
by Skibidi caius March 13, 2024
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Dashing Mole

A person who brings up random subjects, and when some one calls them out they throw a fit.
Don't be a Dashing Mole, no one likes them.
by TheCardinalRanger January 17, 2024
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stumpy mcrainbow dash

stumpy mcrainbow dash is the bestest person ever. she is very short though.
"oh yeah that's stumpy mcrainbow dash over there"
"stumpy mcrainbow dash is very majestic"
by pie-rat June 16, 2021
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Dash

usually an extremely good looking person with a huge penis.
Hi Dash, you are very handsome.
Dash, fuck me!
by bunnydick November 22, 2021
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geometry dash 2.2

dont trust Randomguywastaken, he's the one lying.
the update is out chat! Dec/19/2023
Robtop: Check steam
Everyone: check steam??... wait, GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 IS OUT?!!?! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!
by mug_justMug March 3, 2024
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