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asshole dance

A dance performed by reaching down between your legs, grabbing your ankles & spinning around in a circle, saying "I am an asshole & I like it"

Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Ryne didn't hit his golf ball to the Women's tee, so he had to do an asshole dance.

Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.

Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.

After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.

After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
by JmpRmf April 9, 2017
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dancing machine

dancing machine is defined as someone who is the best in dancing. In short, Choi Yeonjun.
by paboya? July 29, 2021
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Sun Dancing

When a man dances around a woman/partner cockslapping her while her face/body is burnt.
Man last night, I was Sun Dancing around my wife after she had been to the pool.
by XGippoX August 24, 2009
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Elaine dance

A socially weird and unusual public display, like Elaine's dance in the TV show Seinfeld (eason eight, episode 138). The subject performing an Elaine dance remainsoblivious.
He started tweaking his nipples while he spoke to a gym full of teenagers. It was so Elaine dance I thought I'd die.
by wordguy2 June 8, 2010
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wallet dancing

A verb, (to wallet dance).
It means to basically spend other people's money, usually a boyfriend or girlfriend, and once they're out of money, you leave.
#1. That bitch took me wallet dancing, $800 yesterday alone!
#2. I took that bitch wallet dancing, check out the loot I got!
by Lone Lobo April 17, 2006
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shoulder dance

When you feel the music groove and your shoulder starts to move.
She only had one drink and look at that shoulder dance.
by Jadedcreative June 13, 2018
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Willow Dance

An artistic discipline centred on mimicking the elegant, swaying gestures of willow branches. It seeks to embody the natural rhythms of these trees, often accompanied by soothing music. Willow dance is a refined practice that fosters a sense of harmony and serene fluidity, establishing a deep connection with the natural world.
She glided gracefully on the stage, performing a mesmerizing willow dance that mimicked the serene swaying of willow branches, enchanting the audience.
by Willow Dance September 12, 2023
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