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Huxtable Curse

The Huxtable curse is a curse based on the Salem witch trials of 1692. This curse involves passing on the name of the "Huxtable" to a person of immense fear and worry. The Huxtable does not forgive and feeds off of fear and immaturity. Many women were burned in the 1600's in fear of the Huxtables return. It is largely known that Bill Cosby of the Cosby show has been recognised as this generations carrier of the Huxtable curse. He was forced to spend jailtime by the United States Government in hopes of hiding the Huxtable. It is said that a new spirit carries the Huxtable Curse. It is very likely that it will be a teenage male with blonde hair and blue eyes. The Huxtable curse can only be activated through form of ritual or direct contact. The Huxtable has been around since its creation in 457 B.C. and will likely carry on for the rest of eternity.
by Huxtable Curse July 24, 2021
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Cursed Cheese

A raging homosexual boy whos fantasises are to get fucked in the dupa by the dupa
'I need a Cursed Cheese in my life'
'Who dat?'
'a summer time lover boy who i will fuck'
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Noobly Curse

Being very inconsistent beyond reasonable doubt. Every now and again breaking free, satisfying your full needs without the inconsistency, yet the curse never leaves and after these break-throughs of happiness you are shot down back to your inconsistent ways of failing and sadness.

Note: This curse is unpredictable and has no cure.
Person #1: Yo I can't play this game at the moment.
Person #2: Your noobly curse at that stage again?
Person #1: Yea, I'll try tomorrow, no promises though.
by The X God Dosia May 5, 2018
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The Gamer's Curse

A general sickness felt after a night of hardcore gaming - similar to a hangover.
"Hey man want to grab some breakfast?"
"No dude, I've come down with a bad case of the gamer's curse - every sound hurts"
by Iseeicy July 27, 2019
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rafis curse

a situation where you get a 999pp (performace point) play on osu!standard, originating from Rafis' 999.48pp play on prima stella (999.5 would have been considered as a 1k)
by sawchain5 July 1, 2023
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Mikey’s curse

Just some extra info on where its from theres already like 5 other explanations on it
Asurascans

The player who returned 10000 years later (chapter 41 or 42 i think)(and comment section got wiped so you cant find the original)
by Osowiecthenandagain November 23, 2024
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JLW Curse

The JW curse is when you're never good enough to ever have anybody although you're good enough to be a soulmate because you're pure of heart and soul but no woman wants you many will consider you ugly but even uglier and ugliest people get to have somebody while you're always rejected.
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....

That is the JW curse
J.L.Whitehouse was born with the jlw curse he never overslept for anything cuz he is always been woken up by tears
by Protoxic October 27, 2021
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