Cum Carpet

A female's jizz-covered pubis mons, unshaved.

I blasted a hot load on Brittany's cum carpet last week!

by JungleVIP August 20, 2013

Cum Goblet

The Cum Goblet is a sexual activity in where whilst having a hand job your inexperienced girlfriend puts her hand over the top of your bell-end as if it were an upturned goblet she then proceeds to move up and down until you cum onto her palm

Josh’s girlfriend gave him the cum goblet
I hope my girlfriend doesn’t give me the cum goblet
What the fuck is a cum goblet

by Women Moment December 3, 2020

Cum Snail

The act of army crawling through some cum, this can be done naked or clothed, with your cum or someone else’s. An ideal cum snail will have their tounge scraping against the floor as to injest as much of the cum as possible.

I can’t believe that Leroy abused his little cousin Adeins trust and tricked him into becoming his personal cum snail!

by cdawg91 April 5, 2019

cum bottle

A water bottle or any other kind of closable container that a man cums into. Used to store jizz

Dude, my cum bottle is almost full

by Ausy October 13, 2016

cum breath

The smell of ejaculation on one's breath.

"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your cum breath", or , "You've been sucking cocks again havent you, you dirty cum breath!". Also a useful abuse for homophobic males. Insert animal names preceeding for even more effect, eg. "horse cum breath"

by johnny smith March 30, 2005

Cum Fetish

When you get turned on by the thought or sight of seeing someone cum

Molly has a cum fetish she loves to watch guys finish

by Wwwh642 June 17, 2018

The Cum Dumpster

That girl you use to put your spare cum that is too good for tissue paper but not quite good enough for a side chick.

Guy 1: Is that your side chick?
Guy 2: Nah that's just the cum dumpster.
Guy 1: Is she any good?
Guy 2: Eh it's better than PornHub.

by The Dankster Gangster March 23, 2017