Crunchies

The main stalk in a lettuce leaf that provides a crunchy texture and ruins a good salad

This salad was mostly crunchies which made it basically inedible

by Mbwata December 26, 2017

Caunch

A leader of many layers. Almost like a father figure but not in the way you think.

Dont fuck with the caunch

by caunch May 18, 2018

Crunchberries

Tiny droplets of dried blood found while performing cunnilingus during and immediately after menstruation.

I ve waited all month for this. Krista’s crunchberries are delicious.

by Smellz Gooood March 8, 2018

crunchy frog

Noun. The crunchy frog is a colloquialism, describing a sex position in which two people are having sex on the lower stairs of a staircase. Both looking toward the ceiling. Vaguely referenced in S1Ep7 of the show Tacoma FD.

Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked

Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.

Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.

Remember that one chick, we totally did the crunchy frog up at her aunt's cabin this weekend. I think my hands got rugburn.

by Hard Pork Corn May 24, 2019

Chaunch

The concentrated solution distilled from the liquids of a red hot steaming shit hanging out of a Aids and crab infested vagina.

(Its pretty much drip off from gross sex madness from the vagina used primarily as an insult)

they can no longer co-exist with Mt. shit now erected from their home province plus the bacteria means to destroy all life and scourge puslandia. War it is then, they fight in bitter force on force combat and thaf is where the liquid comes from it is the blood of battle.

Adj:

Guy 1: "hey wanna play some melee?"
Guy 2 : "sure im gonna play falco though."
Guy 1: "you "f****n chaunch"
Guy 2: "You see that tech?"

Noun:

Southern hick : hey babe yeehaw that was some good alaskan pipeline

southern hickess: "yee doggy lou that sure was too bad im a double amputee so you had to grab my nubs to hold on for dear life when you left me with that turd at least we can get some chaunch out of it."
Southern hick: good thing were cousins.

by suprduprparatrupr January 8, 2020

Crunch Bar

A mentally challenged, homosexual black simp

That kid shaunaniqua is a major crunch bar

by Poptartnigga March 15, 2020

Chaunch

Another word for idiot. Stupid. Too dumb to comprehend what the word means so they look it up on urban dictionary.

I’m so tired of watching you chaunch all over the place.

He is being a huge chaunch right now.

by anonymous November 7, 2020