Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.

"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

Mystical fairy crap

White foam that comes out of a stress ball.

Oh no!! Mystical fairy crap got on my hand !!! (Ella):THATS A GOOD THING!!!

by Arianna Tartaglione March 1, 2021

National beat the crap out of tall people day

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

by Sponge87 October 21, 2021

Vampzkook and Caprisun

ily guy sm u dont even know yall r like family to me #wap mwa mwa! <3333

wow i just wanna kiss vampzkook and caprisun, they are so kind.

by xelancholy October 3, 2021

scooby doo this crap

the worst joke to ever be made

guy 1: Scooby doo this crap!
guy 2: shut the fuck up.

by sal1234 November 22, 2021

scooby doo this crap

Go into a investigation; fix all the mess. Used in Spider-Man No Way Home when Doctor Strange want Peter to find all the villains back

‘After a water-fight, the place is messy’
Hey! Let’s scooby doo this crap

by OyrtJay November 23, 2021

Mr. crap

Nah what they do to mr crap??

Noooo Mr. crap look!!! Plunkton is getting the secret fromula!!!!!

by Plunkton July 20, 2021