cotton-balls

A state of testicular bliss that occurs after one takes a bath

After lying down after a bath, Jim experienced "cotton-balls"

by JeanVanier January 7, 2012

Cotton balls

Old man that has gets blue balls

Madwolf got cotton balls when classy the master shagger gave him the wrong directions to her house

by Ruinsomuras May 1, 2019

Cotton Board

A bed, usually used when meant sexually.

It's about time to put her up on the cotton board

by Jorrrddannn July 11, 2010

Cotton Candy Sunset

Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.

“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”

“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”

“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”

by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022

Shoveling The Cotton

(Phrase)

When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.

Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.

by Zashari July 6, 2018

Cotton On

100% that Aussie brand you're always bored-scrolling and have 52 items in your cart. IYKYK. Somehow every mall trip ends up here and you're rifling through the graphic tees (decisions, decisions), trying jeans you already have (but in a different wash), another pair of leggings (these have pockets though), and playing with the accessories (is this the new me?). Suddenly you're thirsty, but it's okay cos you can grab a chilled water (and support the Cotton On Foundation!). At the checkout, you get 5 tote bags, cos you can't decide on one. And then you're really * done * with IRL shopping (for like 2 weeks). So you go back to scrolling again.

I got this top from Cotton On.
- Huh? Is that a cotton supply store?
No 🙄

by @CottonOn November 24, 2021

Cotton picker

a cotton picker is what black people call their so-called homies like

"ayo cotton picker come in bed wit me cuh" etc

by Real cotton picker May 2, 2022