Climaxing the corporate ladder

To get promoted up by getting into bed / sleeping with the bosses

Female Employee 1: Diana just got promoted to managing director!

Female Employee 2: Wow she's really climbing the corporate ladder.
Female Employee 3: Yea more like CLIMAXING the corporate ladder! She's the company Slut!

by nypaliguy June 28, 2010

Marine Corps

A branch of the Royal Navy, comprimising of Britain's Commando forces, and, utilising support from key areas of the of the other 3 forces, some of the most skilled military individuls in the world. Commonly misassociated with US Marines. Noted for being the most highly trained and able people in the military, with an unrivalled selection procedure for entry.

A sailor (navy) and a marine walk into the toilets in a pub. they both start urinating the stalls. When finished the marine heads straight for the door, without stopping at the sink first. The sailor, disgusted, calls out "Hey mate, in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after we piss!!", to which the Marine replies "Really (?), In the Marine Corps, They teach us not to piss on our hands"...

by Matt_the_don December 28, 2005

cannibal corpse

A really weird name for a zombie.

Human zombies eat human brains = cannibal

Zombies are animated corpses = corpse

Cannibal corpse

by Kenthar October 12, 2003

corporate

Anyone thing or person that does not titalate your interest, something that is mundane, boring or even negative. Possibly something that takes too much attention or problem-solving skills to complete.

"That job you got has no zing to it, it's just plain corporate."

by jeredh January 10, 2009

Corporate American

A male between the ages of 23-28 who is still looking for a wife, hot, sophisticated, and wears a suit out to the bar to attract the attention of younger females.

Has a blackberry in one hand, drink in the other. Only drinks bottled beers.

Renee: Do you see that Corporate American over there?
Mandy: Yea, let's go talk about the economy with them and hope to become the younger wife of a fine corporate catch.

by PatriceBergeron April 6, 2010

Kandi Corpse

the raved out corpse of some stupid kandi kid who goes way overboard at a massive (electric daisy, monster massive, tao) takes 15 pills with no water and a shot of wiskey, seizures and dies on the dance floor. some kid p.l.u.r.ed out of their mind with neon glasses, kandi arm sleeves, and a mini backpack... cept dead from thizzz.

"Dude did you see that Kandi Corpse go down at the end of the Tiesto set? Holy shit!"

"Yeah he just twitched and fell, they got him on a stretcher but who knows..."

by scewtape wilson June 10, 2009

corporate bot

Someone who works a nine to five for a corporation. Most work downtown in big building and are a slave to the system. While at work most corporate bots choose to play online Wheel of Fortune or other similar computer games. Also most corporate bots love to get tanked at happy hour.

Driving at five sucks because all these corporate bots back up I-15 like a mother fucker.

Damn, that corporate bot is fucking hammered.

by UTcrony420 March 4, 2009