Conversation Voltorb

A move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.

While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.

Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.

Dude 1: Dude you have to vote. If everyone thought their candidate wouldn't win how did technical underdogs like JFK win?

Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.

Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!

verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.

Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.

Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?

Dude 2: Because fuck you.

by Mister Poopybutthole July 4, 2016

Conversate

Not a word, but should be.

To conversate with someone

“Bob and I do not conversate.”

“I conversated with Bob about the game”

by Bob672199 August 15, 2025

beat up converse

Worn by fruity people.

Friend 1: Omg do you think she's into girls?

Friend 2: Totally! Do you see those beat up converse, she has to be!

by vazinii February 7, 2023