candy lion

Someone who grabs little boys off of the street for sexual satisfaction.

oh man, just look at that dude over near the kindergarden. u can so tell he's a candy lion!! tru!!?

by picaso July 4, 2006

candydoll

A variety of softcore porn featuring underaged girls. The cameratography of said porn is often referred to as "polite" or "respectful," although whatever these terms actually mean when used in reference to the graphic sexual display of young teen and preteen girls is in question. This form of porn is often used by pedophiles who wish to pretend that what they are fapping to isn't in fact highly illegal or reprehensible. Candydolls' mothers may often be referred to as mowilf (Mom of what I'd like to fuck).

Looking for candydoll." "Dude, wtf? Get something that involves grown-ups.

by Bagel with Nova December 8, 2010

penis candy

1) A hot chick. Very similar to eye candy, the terms can be interchangeable. But if a girl is penis candy, guys want to do more than just look at her.

2) A girl capable of causing an instant erection.

3) Viagra or similar pills.

"Check out Megan, she's sooo hot!"

"Yeah, she's penis candy."

"Viagra is penis candy."

"Don't need no Viagra. Just watching her walk puts a rise in my Levis."

by Tuftskins May 2, 2009

Candy coated

When a car has candy paint, or a high gloss paint finish, on it.

See Shawnna's song, "Candy Coated"

DAMN! That car is candy coated!

by Pomegranate July 4, 2006

candy

A slang term for crack/cocaine.

I got arrested for selling a 5 year-old some candy.

by Professor Srlup'n'suck December 24, 2002

Hard Candy

1.) An underage girl between the ages of 12 and 16 who is attractive to older men.

2.) The one Counting Crows album where singer Adam Duritz doesn't seep extremely depressed.

1.) Theres some great hard candy at the middle school over there.

2.) Counting Crows Fan: Last night I was so happy, I was listening to the album "Hard Candy" by Counting Crows!

Other Guy: Isn't that the band with that depressed guy with dreads who sings that song about his penis "Mr. Jones?"

by dfhjsdfsui April 4, 2010

jew candy

Money, especialy pennies and dimes

CJ: You Picked up that Penny?
AJ: Yeah.
CJ: Enjoy your Jew Candy!

by Chuck Lyer October 31, 2007