Computerus

A computer owned by a woman, and feminized until it is rendered useless to a man.

"Where's mom?"
"She's upstairs working on her computerus."

by Gribby May 23, 2008

Dual Computers

A no0b term used by Kawanu which is a tauran warrior on shadowmoon. It is used to describe having two computers in your room....

Jesse is a dumb ass "I have dual Computers in my roomzors ZOMGZ!!!1111"

by Zach Nate September 19, 2006

computer ji

Hinglish for computer master. Used several times in "Slumdog Millionaire" by the gameshow host. Ji after a name is a Hindi term of respect.

A more flattering moniker than "hey IT guy"

Could you please show me how to archive my email, computer ji?

by Slumdog January 19, 2009

competish

A truncated version of the word "competition." Although the term can imply any form of fiercely brutal competitiveness among peers striving for a common goal, competish is most often used to describe the cut-throat process of attaining entrance into graduate schools of architecture.

Fuck. I'm not going to get into grad school. There's just too much competish!

by letmeinplease July 20, 2009

completely irrelevant

I don't give a shit.

This is completely irrelevant to the case, so I don't give a shit.

by Malangus June 7, 2016

Crack Computer

An electronic device that was designed by the same folks who brought us crack cocaine. This highly addictive piece of equipment is capable of draining you of all productivity and turning your friends into zombies. Say NO to Crack Computer.

I have tried to kick my Crack Computer habit but I am hooked. I cannot do ANYTHING without it.

by El Dollar October 7, 2008

apple computer

A computer made by Apple, which is a computer company. (No kidding.) They aren't very good, but people still use them anyway.

Arrg! This stupid Apple Computer always freezes!

by Nick July 7, 2003