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Coffee Man

by Gmoney989 November 4, 2016
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Coffee Tweaker

People who are jacked up on coffee. Often have bad breath & can be easily spotted because they almost always carry a thermos everywhere they go. They drive too fast, talk too fast & are some of the most annoying people on the planet.
I thought that bitch had undiagnosed ADD, but when I smelled her breath I realized she was a coffee tweaker.
by evablogger August 23, 2016
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coffee breath

joe locke has coffee breath according to both kit and bash (bash took it to the extinct and made a whole song about it . that had the whole fandom, screaming and crying
by joelockelvr67 July 19, 2022
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Coffee time

When with a friend at coffee shop. You both sit down to have coffee and have a conversation or two, first one to have to shit gets fucked.
Me and Corey had coffee time the other day and I held my shit longer than he did!
by Evans2987 September 27, 2022
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Coffee-up

Drinking a lot of coffee to stay up late or get some energy for an activity. coffee, hot coffee, java, java juice, wake up, stay up, stay up late, Starbucks, energy drink
I gotta study for my mid-terms this weekend, so I'm gonna coffee-up.
by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016
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Coffee wiener

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
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Coffee and water

It basically means sex, usually used the morning after. It’s also a way to discreetly hit on someone, like if you ask them for some “coffee and water” you really just want sex.
Damn girl, can I order some coffee and water?
by Moggerizer April 5, 2022
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