dirty claire

When you meet someone at the bar that you want to hookup with, but they’re too sketchy to take home, so you go to the bathroom and use napkins as cushions for your knees so they don’t get bruised while you’re giving them sloppy tippy.

Gretchen: “Where’d you go? I’ve been looking for you.

Hannah: Sorry I was pulling a Dirty Claire with the bouncer.

by Kingblabla April 15, 2020

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claire

usually used to definine something commonly found in the toilet, a claire is a type of dung common to the homosapien species and is usually that more slangly reffered to as 'the run's' or 'sloppy poo' a.k.a diarrhea

child: mum i don't feel too good...
mother: do you have a stomach ache?
child: yes... i just did a claire in the loo... it stunk!!!
mother: i'll get you some medicine!

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Claire

A word for a damp radiator or the smell of a damp radiator. It can be used as a insult or a compliment depending if you like damp radiators or the smell or not.

husband: my house smells like a Claire

wife: well get off your lazy arse and clean it then!

women: mmmmm i love your new perfume it smells like a claire (:

lady: better ring the plumber my radiators turned into a claire.

by Mirry October 21, 2008

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chaime

the act of swiping the hand through another's ass crack. one can also be "trapped in the chaime" if someone sits on your hand and traps it in their ass crack.

Dude, I chaimed that bitch so good when she bent over to pick up her puppy.

by car-car supastar May 15, 2007

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