Chode or chodes: the nickname or street version of how to ask for (MDA) Methamphetamine aka crank aka crystal aka T. Used primarily on the west coast in more popular cities like Seattle, San Fransisco and San Diego. Don't try to use this with those you don't know it's been well identified by distribution channels to be a word used by undercover cops and I'm controlled buys in sting operations.
Yo bruv! You doing ok? Cool-cool ... need some chode, I am on deck. Ok let me know, you know where to find me.
by Evol1.3a January 27, 2018

n) A penis that is wider than it is long
n) A human, typically a dude, who is short and fat at the same time.
n) A man with the name Richard. Dick is a nickname for Richard and a chode is a dick.
n) A human, typically a dude, who is short and fat at the same time.
n) A man with the name Richard. Dick is a nickname for Richard and a chode is a dick.
Remember that one president, Chode Nixon?
That kid, Jared, sure is a chode!
I am a chode, but I don't have a chode!
That kid, Jared, sure is a chode!
I am a chode, but I don't have a chode!
by thechodescarabdecoy December 10, 2015

In school-
Rachel: danielle i have i total mahussive dick BTW
Danielle: yeahh, lucky you i have a chode ... JKZZZ naahh i also have a mahussive dick
Sarah: I Have a Chode ;D
Rachel: danielle i have i total mahussive dick BTW
Danielle: yeahh, lucky you i have a chode ... JKZZZ naahh i also have a mahussive dick
Sarah: I Have a Chode ;D
by Dannzz Baillie July 6, 2010

1) The road that leads from Scrotumstown to Anusville.
2) This is merely to keep the rest of you Chodes from arguing,
a dick thats fatter than it is wide.
2) This is merely to keep the rest of you Chodes from arguing,
a dick thats fatter than it is wide.
Eric tried to stick it to your mom when he realized that all he was hitting was a big fat Chode. (chose the meaning that you see fits best)
by Dtrick November 16, 2006

by 0 October 16, 2003

by raSman September 1, 2004
