Chocken Chicken

A hand job by an immigrant.

We chocken chicken, and then we eat it. Again.

by Baby Voice January 20, 2025

Chockpede

When something goes up buttocks through the body/vessel and out the oral cavity.

The wizard chockpeded himself with a significant tube.

The unholy shalt be chockpeded hastily.

by EX305 March 10, 2026

Chonkster

A massive, overconfident dude whose entire personality is built around sports, protein shakes, and being loud for no reason. Usually built like a refrigerator with legs, laughs at his own dumb jokes, and somehow thinks barely passing school is a personality trait. A chonkster can often be found stomping down hallways with a backpack that contains nothing but an empty notebook and a half-eaten granola bar.

Common traits:

Talks about the same 3 plays from last game like they were historic events

Thinks yelling = being funny

Built like a tank but loses every argument that requires thinking

High-fives people aggressively for no reason

“Teacher made him read a paragraph out loud and the chonkster went: ‘The… eco… sys… tem… is… im… por… tant…’ sounding like a microwave trying to read a textbook.

by Common Enemy #2 March 11, 2026

clocksticker

1. (noun) A person who rummages through, takes, or steals items from someone else’s place, often without permission.

2. (verb) To search through or take items from a place, typically in a sneaky, careless, or inconsiderate way.

"Those pesky clockstickers took and ate all the food from my fridge!"
"Wanna go clocksticker all the money from Little Johnny's napsack?"

by CoosineBiscuit1738 March 21, 2026

Chucksplaining

To loudly explain or to give your opinion in a loud agressive manner.

Stop chucksplaining to me.

by Racingkart216 August 21, 2025

Chicks with Blicks

A funnier way to say gun girl that is close to a different slang

Person one: I'm sorry can you repeat that, you like chicks with dicks?

person two: no dumbass I said chicks with blicks, girls with guns are awesome

by ArcCoreBlader November 5, 2025

Hand Chucks

The act of getting slapped really hard by a girl with strong hands.

Marianne's smacked the mean girl with her "hand chucks"

by The little bandits April 9, 2011