Rice Cakes

A slang word for condoms.

Hey Bob, lets play MInecraft. Sorry Mike, I can't right now. I have to go pick up some rice cakes for the "movie night" that Sara and I are having later.

by jj6743 May 8, 2015

Little Caesar

Pompous busybody who stands up during meetings to publicly embarrass themselves by giving passionate but utterly false and/or idiotic speeches. They're also very bossy and always have opinions about subjects they know nothing about.

Clem: Elaine turned into Little Caesar this morning and started ranting about the change in the dress code policy, so the others all started throwing half-eaten bagels at her.

by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

fudge cakes

when u fuck a girl in the ass and u get shit on your balls.

dude this bitch gave me fudge cakes

by Steve Turak May 21, 2007

Chocolate Cakester

When a white guy fucks someone in the ass and lets them shit on his dick while its still inside, then he waits for it to harden before pulling out.

Dave: Fuck man, my dick stinks.

Andy: Why dude?

Dave: Me and the old lady felt adventerous last night, so I tried getting a chocolate cakester.

by that fat fuck Will January 13, 2009

Cakester

when you poo on to another person's butt and frost the poo like a cake.

Oh man dawg, I'm fina give that hoe the cakester tonight!

by bigbimbo May 15, 2009

Booty Cakes

Another way of saying dingle berry.

You need to wipe your ass more! I can smell and hear your booty cakes!

by GhostHunter September 21, 2005

Navy Cakes

Jizz filled turds. Sort of like a twinkie, but not as tastie.

Usually made by ass pirates who are on a boat away from women for too long through excessive anal penetration.

"Hello ducks! Like to make some navy cakes?"

by Dr. Dingus November 23, 2004