condom

a tasty snack.

person 1: im hungry what should i eat?

person 2: i have some used condoms i saved from last night

by peaness2002 January 29, 2022

Condomhoover

Someone who after having sex sucks the condom up and absorbs its nutrients

My girlfriend sucked up the condom she is such a condomhoover

by Uno_Bruno October 29, 2022

Condom Game

Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.

Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.

by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023

Condom Money

(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.

(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.

Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.

by 3antasy April 3, 2023

Condomarcado

To be annoyed, pissed, or suicidal due to the actions from a person with red hair.

You know what, I’ve had it with Dylan Kaylor. He makes me feel condomarcado.

by RedHeadHater42 April 5, 2023

Condom

Protection device used for intercourse

Carter wished he used a condom when he fucked Mandy and now has to have her get an abortion or his mom will kill him. Literally

by KMONEY9674 September 3, 2023

Condomerate

A way of allowing or permitting someone to do something.

I now condomerate this behaviour.

by N6GhY7N6GhY7 October 28, 2023