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Cabbage stew 

When you fart and pee in your bath water
I made a cabbage stew in the tub
Cabbage stew by Jessica Starr January 1, 2020
The nickname for Australian Army Cavalry.
"Tell the cabbages to stop driving like a bunch of dickheads"

"The cabbage just did a skiddy on that poor lady's lawn"
Cabbage by Diggermorale January 22, 2020

Cabbage Sack 

I reluctantly choked down his cabbage sack. Props to Clayton
Cabbage Sack by E-cubed March 19, 2020
So legendary that Puff Daddy only mildly compares
Bro that dance was so cabbage!!
Cabbage by 615muzic March 31, 2020

Cabbage Patch hug 

A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.
"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
Cabbage

A word used to describe someone sickly, meek, frail or appearing to be soft. May present with bad posture. Probably the smelly kid at school. A light breeze could blow them over

Usually attributed to males in the late teens or early twenties.

Origin - Scrubs
“How the hell did that muppet Sands get through basic training?”
“You mean cabbage? Bro, he’s gonna struggle...look at him.”
Cabbage by SapperT May 30, 2020