Curtain Cunt

A woman who is an attention whore, or does something intentionally for the purpose of getting attention

Did you hear about Betty confessing she slept with coach Chandler?
Yes, she did that to get attention, what a curtain cunt.

by Obsidian Black April 4, 2018

Curtain Drop

Counter to the mushroom stamp.

John mushroom stamped Susan, so she curtain dropped his ass.

by 112airframes August 25, 2009

Shower Curtain

a hairstyle which encompasses a man’s large bald spot on top while he has allowed the remainder of his hair to grow to shoulder length or longer resulting in a shower curtain style ring of hair. A dome and fringe

The next door neighbor removed his hat and we all realized he was rocking the “shower curtain” look.

by Floridabeachgirl January 26, 2021

Air Curtain

A pile of scrap metal that used to be a senior design project, commonly referred to as the "iron curtain" after the incident.

"Man that air curtain sure was a waste of time."

by Dezarron March 27, 2015

Fat Curtain

When your stomach is so fat it hangs over you groin

The last time I saw my penis was in my teens due to my fat curtain

by Cooperhixson February 16, 2021

curtain closing

getting arrested and then dating that officer

Lil Wayne's titular track "Mrs. Officer" embodies the concept of curtain closing as he recounts being pulled over by a female police officer and then having sex with her in the back of her cruiser.

by delilahjones June 20, 2025

Meat Curtain Remembrance Day

69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.

“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”

by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024