First Continental Congress

The act of multiple people ejaculating on someone's back, then all signing it with a sharpie.

George Washington: Hey lets invite Betsy Ross over for a First Continental Congress.

Benjamin Franklin: Splendid.

by Nav23 April 17, 2011

Conglomerate

When masturbating profusely without lubrication, a large welp will form on the penis.

I jerked it for so long, I had two conglomerates on my dick head!

by Danger March 10, 2003

Conga Frackin Hacker

This was first used by Russell Billo un-intentionally when he slamed his finger in the attic door. No one is for sure on it's meaning...

Conga Fracken Hacker!!

by Steve March 29, 2005

congulation

"Congratulations" but spelled better. It turns out I have been spelling it this way for my entire life. But I can't admit to my own mistakes, so IT'S A WORD NOW OKAY

Congulations, you just got your christmas present!

by EnderallyGolem December 22, 2022

congo

A racial slur targeting African Americans particularly those who have Portugese and Angolian descent.

Fetch me some food you Congo!!!

by John Pisto September 9, 2007

congolese

Having a large, voluptuous buttocks

That dancer was so congolese that even when wearing bloomers, it appeared as though she was wearing a thong.

Pinky, the famous adult film star, is famous for her congolese physique.

On average, Black South African women are more congolese than Black Colombian women; the average French woman is less congolese than the average Irish or Russian woman.

by Edmann Quinn October 26, 2013

Congress

(prop n.) 1. A barrel of monkeys randomatically set loose in government office periodically. Through their collective decisive power, the United States of America was formed.

"Hey, it's almost time for the new Congress election!" "Better go buy some more monkeys."

by Razukin December 1, 2002