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You people are idiots, its not the computer that causes errors, its the operating system. Now all you ignorant people go back to your trailer, and work for a Billionare Geek.
After High School, those who have the most money are popular, those who barly make a living, are the losers who pollute the air and shop at IGA or SafeWay.
by XIAO October 24, 2003
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African Computer

A frequently slow computer, translated to 'African' instead of 'nigger'.
DAYUM MAN, MY AFRICAN COMPUTER IS PISSIN ME OFF.
by Lulzy ass ho. March 6, 2009
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computer-geek

A person who loves computers more than woman. belives the only woman to love is the 355 gigabyte/600 Mhz/ Alienware computer. Stays on the machine at least 5 hours a day. Sometimes may skip meals to just be on it, without distruptions. Usually Fat or skinny. Stereotypical ones wear glasses and are dorks. Some are but new breeds can appear as sk8ters, jocks, gangstas, and normal people.
Anthony Rizzuti and Samuel Hooey.
by C. SAnders May 25, 2004
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apple computer

1) An instrument of pure enjoyment, see pleasure, sex
2) The most advanced computer out there. Unix based (therefore fast), rock solid and outrageously attractive
3) An infinite source of envy for the poor "IBM compatible" users who see in it some sort of devil.
Most of them continue to deny Apple powa and instead of admitting their mistake, continue to drop stupid jokes by conformism and fear.
Some of them even make superiority complexes because of the 1-button mouse that equips all Apple joy machines.
My dear, please stop these cries of love when you are working on your apple computer.
by cork July 7, 2003
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computer geek

Perjorative aimed at those who spend most of their time interacting with a computer and fail to develop emotionally and physically.
That geek thinks he's great because he's a computer whizz... he doesn't realise he's an immature loser.
by jim bowb February 10, 2005
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computer

A high tech masturbation receptacle which can also be used to place orders for the destruction of decaying murder/rape victim's carcasses through the internet.
I sure wish I had more computer.
by Mr. Internet VII March 18, 2004
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computer science

A demanding major but not as hard as many would like you to think. If you think CS is hard try CE where you do the core CS classes along with EE classes and extra math and physics.
computer science is a fun yet demanding major
by uncle sam March 31, 2008
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