Calculon

The greatest robot actor of all time. When Bender auditioned to be his son in the hit TV show All My Circuits he thought his audtion was so bad that it almost gave Calculon cancer.

"That was so bad I think you've actually given me cancer!"

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

Calf Ripken Jr

A super shredded calf muscle, usually owned by a triathlete or other bad ass athlete.

Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!

Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.

by Mediumdave22 February 21, 2011

caligula

Third emporer of Rome. Sick mofo. Also kinda really crazy. Committed incest with his three sisters. Whenever he kissed one of his lovers, he said "This lovely neck will be chopped as soon as I say so."

Caligula made his horse a senator.

by Jsaid May 9, 2005

the call is coming from inside the house

when someone says something that is hypocritical, metaphor for self sabotage

friend #1: “some of yall must’ve interpreted this part wrong..”
friend #2: “the call is coming from inside the house girl!”

by milevenisreal August 2, 2022

Slap my ass and call me Sally

Used to express dismay or disbelief.

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

by Misses Potato Head August 5, 2010

California City

The worst town in the world. Also known as the gateway to Armageddon. The town you can never escape, like a very strong suction cup...

"If you have no life, move to California City"

by The Strawberry Faerie August 1, 2009

call out culture

A group of people, especially on social media, who ridicule others for real or perceived words or actions that go against their beliefs.

When Joey referred to James as his "favorite faggot, " he was ridiculed on Facebook, even though it was just a tease between friends. "It was my first experience with call out culture," he tweeted later.

by Clunkburlly May 21, 2017