Australian butterfly kiss

When your snorting Coke off of a strippers/ hookers ass and she can feel your eyelashes sqwink on her buttcheeks

Do you have any more blow? No not any more was giving that stripper “Australian butterfly kisses” all night. Shit was crazy.

by Down river Dan December 30, 2025

Butterfly Flex

A soft, whimsical, psychologically crushing flex performed by a kept woman with a healthcare job who technically works very hard but is also extremely, unmistakably comfortable.

This flex happens when adult money meets middle-school energy.

Typical scenario: she shows up to her nursing job in a luxury SUV that doubles as a mobile spa, clocks out for lunch, and cocoons herself inside wearing a wildly unnecessary $300 coat “because hospitals are cold.” Lunch is eaten in silence. Massage seats on. Heat perfect. World muted. Meanwhile, coworkers are fighting over the microwave and a sad yogurt.

What elevates it to a butterfly flex:
• Luxury used purely for comfort, not status
• Zero bragging, zero posting, zero explanation
• A visible bratty, 12-year-old attitude about it (“I’m comfy 😌”)
• Facial expressions so smug and content they might as well have subtitles
• Complains about work while being massaged by a $90k chair

The power of the butterfly flex is that it’s not aggressive. It’s not loud. It’s adorable, unserious, and devastating. The energy is less “boss babe” and more “preteen who just discovered heated seats and is never shutting up about it—internally.

She’s a nurse, wrapped in a $300 coat, eating lunch in her Lincoln Navigator with the massage seats on, making little faces like ‘this is nice’ without saying a word. That’s not showing off—that’s a butterfly flex.”

by CRM-114 December 30, 2025

Butterfly Tattoo

The universal tramp stamp; the Gen-Z mark of a common whore

"I saw a baddie yesterday. but then I saw the butterfly tattoo on her neck"

by DesperateMouseWife2048 January 28, 2025

smelly butterfly

a word to describe chronicallypix

rina:“you smelly butterfly”
pix:”what’s a smelly butterfly💔💔”

by rinatsu March 4, 2025

Butterflies

The feeling you get either when your in the presents of someone you love or it could be when your extremely anxious and hate everything but some times some people have never felt it; it feels like knots in your stomach and sometimes you cant breath or speak or even move but other times you cant stop smiling or blushing or laughing or just staring at them

Love: Hey have you ever felt butterflies when your around me?
Lover: idk what butterflies mean
Love: the feelings you get when someone you love is in the room or even if your thinking of them and thats the way im talking about
Lover: whats the other way?

Love: when you get extremely anxious and feels like knots are in your stomach
Lover: oh, I dont think i know how either feels to be honest
Love: oh okay well i feel them around you...

by lynz_lol November 23, 2021

Alabama butterfly

During sexual intercourse with your cousin in the missionary position, after ejaculation you spread their legs legs and piss on their vagina creating the yellow body of a butterfly

We enjoyed an Alabama buttery fly!
My cousin caught an Alabama butterfly!

by Chu- papi-mu- nano May 26, 2023

butterflied

when someone manages to guess your school locker lock’s code, remove the lock, and put it back on, but backwards. it is a pain in the ass to take the lock off if you’re a victim.

person 1: “did you hear that victoria and caitlin both got butterflied within an hour of each other?”
person 2: “it’s gotta be planned, they’re literally best friends”

(this is a true story)

by monkeymoo ✨ June 15, 2023