[English Breakfast] 

During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.

She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.

"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.

[English Breakfast] by D. Butter January 26, 2009

chongs breakfast house 

the greatest restuarant located in south korea. it serves nothing but breakfast food along with free coffee. try the french toast, its amazing!

wake up bitch its time to go to chongs breakfast house.

chongs breakfast house by biff742 May 22, 2007

portuguese breakfast

A portuguese breakfast is when a woman stands on her head so she is upside down and then spreads her legs apart so that her vagina is open. A man then takes a fresh ostrich egg and cracks it open, pouring the contents into the womans vagina. The man then has sex with the woman while she remains in this position. Once finished the woman squats over a frying pan and releases the contents into the pan. Cook just like scrambled eggs and voila, a portuguese breakfast.

Nothing satisfied paul more than waking up and helping his mother to prepare a nice portuguese breakfast after a night of drinking.

portuguese breakfast by lilas December 14, 2008

Boner Breakfast

When a female gives a male a blowjob through a pancake!

Holy shit man i just got a BONER BREAKFAST

Boner Breakfast by TRES123 April 10, 2009

I'd make her breakfast in the morning 

A nice, comedic way to say, I'd fuck her

Oh, dude, Megan foxx?

I'd make her breakfast in the morning.

I'd make her breakfast in the morning by Codester124 February 23, 2010

Coke Breakfast 

After a long night of snorting coke, when you wake up, sick as fuck and having to go to work, you simply take 'one more line' and you're feeling perfect. Ready to take on the world and do it all over again

"I wouldn't have made it to work on time if not for the coke breakfast I had an hour ago. Time for another line, I'm starting to feel sick again"

Coke Breakfast by Ryan111111 May 11, 2008

scottish breakfast 

You take a slice of warm haggis and place it over someone's asshole. You then slide your cock through the greasy haggis patty and into the now slippery butthole, preferably in the morning.

I ran out of lube this morning so I fried up some haggis and surprised my girlfriend with a big hot Scottish breakfast.

scottish breakfast by Greatscott December 2, 2013