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chongs breakfast house

the greatest restuarant located in south korea. it serves nothing but breakfast food along with free coffee. try the french toast, its amazing!
wake up bitch its time to go to chongs breakfast house.
by biff742 May 22, 2007
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portuguese breakfast

A portuguese breakfast is when a woman stands on her head so she is upside down and then spreads her legs apart so that her vagina is open. A man then takes a fresh ostrich egg and cracks it open, pouring the contents into the womans vagina. The man then has sex with the woman while she remains in this position. Once finished the woman squats over a frying pan and releases the contents into the pan. Cook just like scrambled eggs and voila, a portuguese breakfast.
Nothing satisfied paul more than waking up and helping his mother to prepare a nice portuguese breakfast after a night of drinking.
by lilas December 14, 2008
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Boner Breakfast

When a female gives a male a blowjob through a pancake!
by TRES123 April 10, 2009
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Coke Breakfast

After a long night of snorting coke, when you wake up, sick as fuck and having to go to work, you simply take 'one more line' and you're feeling perfect. Ready to take on the world and do it all over again
"I wouldn't have made it to work on time if not for the coke breakfast I had an hour ago. Time for another line, I'm starting to feel sick again"
by Ryan111111 May 11, 2008
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scottish breakfast

You take a slice of warm haggis and place it over someone's asshole. You then slide your cock through the greasy haggis patty and into the now slippery butthole, preferably in the morning.
I ran out of lube this morning so I fried up some haggis and surprised my girlfriend with a big hot Scottish breakfast.
by Greatscott December 2, 2013
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Foot Breakfast

when napping in opposite directions with girl/boyfriend and you wake up with a foot in your face
Hey Larry, did you turn the fan on when you came out of the bathroom.Oh wait, its just my baby Andrea, feeding me a foot breakfast.Sorry bra
by provider44 January 13, 2010
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