Baker Maneuver

From the character 'Hannah Baker' from the show "13 reasons why", the Baker maneuver is to slit ones wrists and bleed out in the tub; like Hannah Baker did.

Dude 1: I'm so sick of this place, I might just hit the Baker maneuver

Dude 2: Dude same

by AirJordan03 April 14, 2017

Bakery

A garden of pastry delights, featuring a plethora of donuts, cannolis, cookies, cakes, breads, pies, and a wide variety of other sugary, doughy pleasures. Find one of these paradises in your local downtown area where you'll spot local regulars that enjoy musing on these pastries possibly more than they love eating them. Indeed, a place to fall in love.

At the bakery, I found creamy solitude in a chocolate chip cannoli for a decent price.

by LilahLeigh June 13, 2018

bakersexual

A delusional Browns fan that is completely cucked by Baker Mayfield. No amount of him over throwing WRs or his wife attacking on social media can break the love these folks have of Baker.

The Bakersexuals are barking loud for the Browns to resign Baker.

by LBHinAvon February 4, 2022

bakersfield grilled cheese

When your butt/thigh hairs bunch up and tangle, causing it to pull apart when you sit down and take a shit

Skweezy Jibbs on bakersfield grilled cheese: U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AN
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS $ AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOILET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??
THATS A BAKERSFIELD GRILLED
CHEESE

by cliqqbabe April 21, 2022

Bake

When an astronaut flies to space, loops around Mars and dies on the Moon.

01:Look! Beyonce is going into outerspace!
02: I hope she doesn't bake.

by mexican.potato March 20, 2023

Bakewell bowl cut

The “unforgiving” bowl hair cut from Pennsylvania. Typically women have this cut.

-Hey look over there…doesn’t she look familiar?
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her

by Banasy June 26, 2023

Schweizer Bakery

The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.

Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!

by tacotuesdays3 March 27, 2009