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boat cat

a fat fuzzy colored cat that looks like an exotic boat when its arms, tail and legs are under its body
Man look at that boat cat in the pet store!!!
by ahhhhh789 June 20, 2010
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Crust boat

A makeshift raft consisting of equal parts bread crust, twig and leaf (crust = hull, twig = mast and leaf = sail).

Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.

Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.
Dude, want to go feed some ducks?

Hell's yeah son, I'm gonna break out a crust boat.
by the limey December 24, 2008
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boat pig

A term used to describe police officers (excludes the Coast Guard) who patrol the waters.
The boat pig's caught us for dumping beer cans in Lake Erie.
by Katy159 March 14, 2007
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Sail Boating

I went to motorboat my girl last night but I was laughing so hard that I just blew on them instead...sail boating!
by Letsgeauxmunging2night November 14, 2009
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row boat

Raping a 400 pound woman from behind thus making her flailing arms appear like oars: big, meaty oars.
Boy #1: Hey lets go to the diabetic clinic and pole the row boat.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.
by pbrgirl October 4, 2005
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rock the boat

v. to get something going (to get the party started)
"Yeah can we rock the boat or something? This is taking forever!"
by dougie3 July 3, 2007
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troll boating

"*S*nailing" or "troll boating" is when a man ejaculates on a woman's body, leaving a pearl necklace stretching from her mouth to her vagina, and another (preferably) woman comes along and licks it up.

It's supposed to be either resemble a snail's path if you're on land. And if you've done any fishing with live bait, you'll understand why it's troll boating: it's in the slow, gradual and methodical delivery of your load.
You better pack a big load if you wanna go troll boating
by Mr. Pucker September 25, 2010
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