puss blasted

when puss gets violently squirted into someone’s face, from Victorious.

Remember when Robbie got puss blasted in the Victorious episode when they went on a game show and got doinked?

by Xxxtoothbrush November 29, 2019

Gobber Blast

When you hit someone in the side of the head with the palm of your hand

Timothy just got gobber blast-ed by John.

by Za41n June 1, 2019

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

Ginger blasted

When you get finger blasted by someone with red hair, in other words, a ginger, hence, ginger blasted.

Wow, last night I got ginger blasted on the couch and it was amazing.

Being ginger blasted really gets me going.

by Gingerluvr May 21, 2018

Toon Blasting

While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.

Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.

by Cheesepacker69 February 11, 2020

Waifu blast

When a weeb makes a hole on whis waifu body pillow and puts his penis inside of the whole until he cums inside her and sleeps cuddled to it.

Why does he have that body pillow? So he can waifu blast it like the lame virgin he is.

by TomatoCore305 March 3, 2020

Titty Blasted

to become absolutely shit faced

"Let's get titty blasted tonight"

by kumquatcummies May 9, 2020