If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
Get the Benjamin Guymug. Benjamin is the most amazing boyfriend or best friend you could ever have. He will never judge you for anything, as wierd as it is. He will love you no matter what and will never give up that love. He gives the best hugs. Whith Benjamin, he stops time and you can talk with him for hours. He is tall, amazing hair, likes the color purple and has a passion for basketball. If you ever meet a Benjamin dont let him go, you will regret it.
by B+M forever May 12, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug. omg he is such a benjamin
by stuf 5782 May 4, 2022
Get the benjaminmug. A guy who is averagely good at funky friday and it horrible at Garry's Mod and is obbsesed With Super Mario 64
by Mr. Taz July 12, 2022
Get the Benjamin Lintmug. A nobel and strong name for a human or a teddy bear.
Benjamin's are protective of their loved ones and when present will make them feel safe and warm on the coldest of nights.
Very wise and kind by nature but don't be fooled as they can be a bit of an asshole to those that cross them.
A Benjamin normally has a ginger tinge to their fur so don't look directly into their eyes.
When you don't know what to say just think "What would Benjamin bear do in this situation?"
Benjamin's are protective of their loved ones and when present will make them feel safe and warm on the coldest of nights.
Very wise and kind by nature but don't be fooled as they can be a bit of an asshole to those that cross them.
A Benjamin normally has a ginger tinge to their fur so don't look directly into their eyes.
When you don't know what to say just think "What would Benjamin bear do in this situation?"
Have you seen my Benjamin? I can't sleep without him.
Q- What does Benjamin bear think to the situation?
A- Benjamin bear thinks they are all assholes
I've never known someone as loyal and righteous as Benjamin.
Q- What does Benjamin bear think to the situation?
A- Benjamin bear thinks they are all assholes
I've never known someone as loyal and righteous as Benjamin.
by Raebdab June 10, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug. Curly hair he has stunning eyes they sparkle everytime I can't get tired of looking at him did I mention he looks sexy too
by J♡ November 21, 2023
Get the Benjaminmug. This is the type of boy you will want to marry unless he breaks your heart. Although his blue green eyes are pretty don’t let them decieve you. He is a bit of a hottie tho wearing his footy shorts to show off how fit he is. He loves kids and is the perfect guy you want to marry. He is kind and his mullet makes him even better. So if you read this marry the next benjamin you see unless your name starts with a z or t or a or r.
by notbenjieboi2 September 6, 2022
Get the benjaminmug.