batman guy

A title earned after a late night situation, weather clothes or not, between to male friends.

Jeremiah and Kevin both became a Batman guy after a hot sweaty night, they were just Batman curious prior to that night.

by Notmethatsaidthat June 29, 2025

Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

Batman of Scarybone

Lurks every night asking who’s out and name and shames Dan for being out later than him and doing more drugs than him. Also makes his own music and music videos.

Batman of Scarybone: ‘Oi who’s lurking at this time’
Dan Leese: ‘Not me’
Batman of Scarybone: ‘Dan Leese this is a name and shame. I’ve been out later than you and taken more drugs than you.’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

baymaxing

The act in which someone sits on someone/something that they don’t like, and pisses violently. The person who pees must wait until they have to pee before the act is committed. (on purpose.)

“Do you wanna go give those chicks some baymaxing?”

by p3n1st0uch3r7000 January 5, 2026

bathmaxxing

when a man shits, urinates, jerks off, and eats a snack all while sitting in the bathtub

i can’t wait to go home from work and do some bathmaxxing

by WyattReederJake January 13, 2026

The Batman Game

The act of dressing in a leather S&M gear and masturbating using auto-erotic asphyxiation. One who partakes is called the Batman, but any bystander or partner is the Robin.

Zach: Did you hear about bobby?
Ted: No what happened?
Zach: He died playing the batman game last night with Luke. He suffocated, it's pretty sad.
Ted: Damn, I still can't believe Luke Robin-ed him too.

by Daaaaaaiiiiiisssyyyyyyyyyyyy November 15, 2011

Cheeky Batman

The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.

"Why'd you take so long?"

"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."

by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015