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Baracklee

A rare form of Barack Obama that takes the shape of broccoli.
"How great would it be if Obama's middle name was lee"
"Hello it's Baracklee"
"But it would be Obama Lee Barack"
by Big Don Clarke February 8, 2018
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Barackas

Barackas; to masturbate or give yourself pleasure using dogs private parts.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what did you do in the weekend?
Guy 2: Rented a dog for some barackas... what about you?
Guy 1: I also did some barackas. BARACKAS FOR LIFE!
by DaMaster212004 May 3, 2018
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Barackas

When a male human pleasures himself using the private parts of a female dog.

Has to be a female dog, or it CANNOT be barackas.

Invented by Barack Obama in 2015.
Guy 1: Dude, what were you doing yesterday? You didn't respond to any of my calls!
Guy 2: Sorry man, rented a dog for some Barackas...
by Eirik Scheckore May 3, 2018
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BrockCock

noun
1.A prick camouflaged as a “nice guy”. A human penis with the ability to walk and talk.

2. An especially douchebag like person who is cruel, rude or small minded.
Jennifer: My boyfriend is being a total prick!
Jessica: He sounds like a real BrockCock!
Jennifer: He’s definitely a BrockCock!
by KeepItSecret🤬 June 22, 2018
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brock minton

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Brock Minton?
Guy 2: Yeah I busted a fat nut to one of his videos last night
Guy 1: Yeah, it's insane how successful he is despite the fact that his dick is only two centimeters
Guy 2: Yeah its really a big ego boost
by JeepyCreepers September 10, 2018
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Brock Lesner

Brock Lesner is a wwe superstar who started wrestling in 2003 who only lasted a year then he went to NFL then he quit went to UFC and did okay he did win the world championship but he lost quite a bit more then expected but he returned to wwe to fuck with John Cena but failed after he beat lesner since then he has been only losing every 20 matches he has beaten undertaker but has recently lost versus reigns and lost universal championship but he has come back to reclaim it Lesner is definitely one of the most dominant wrestlers of the last 5 years
by Kevin Batterson September 27, 2018
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Brock

a boy who takes you on dates and when it comes time for the magical sleep over, he lied there all night on his back refusing to make a move, even after you insist you don't bite, and forcing you to make the alternative walk of shame, confessing to your roommates the next morning that ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED...
I don't have a cuddle buddy... I have a Brock.
by adisspointedgirl December 11, 2018
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